Johnny Depp IS a Texas Belt Buckle.

Obama thinks they are both idiots. It is the tie that binds.

Okay, but like, this is an actual quote from Curvy Wife Guy:

I have no trouble accepting they’re both victims but I don’t want them as leaders or defacto spokeswomen of the movement. Are you really going to claim they’ve been good for the movement? Rose McGowan was blatantly trying to cash in and appropriate the movement for herself (remember that Rose’s Army bullshit?). So…

You’re argument might hold water if Argento and McGowan had merely come forward as victims, but that’s just not the case. From the beginning, they’ve positioned themselves as outspoken representatives and leaders in the movement. And leaders do need to meet certain standards. Like not being transphobic. Or statutory…

It makes me sad that Anthony Bourdain got involved with someone who reeks of hot garbage as much as Asia Argento. He deserved better.

Cardi can order a hit out on every woman in Queens and it won’t stop Offset from cheating. You just have to throw the whole man out.

Good evening everyone! Fun in the craft aisle tonight.

Another man speaking for her? Well, of course everything’s fine, then! *resumes grooming pack of attack weasels*

This is America. And we deserve to fail because of it.

If he gets confirmed, could the Dems, once they wrest power from Trump and the GOP (in 2020, I would certainly hope), investigate this further and even impeach him on the grounds of the allegations, as well as all of his lying under oath during testimony? Because it’s a lot of fucking lying under oath, during…

Or that she is crazy. It’s gaslighting to a disgusting degree.

Yep, totally a romantic way to talk about someone you’re in love with, and not like, the hot chick you’re banging and whose money you hope to spend. 

I found his testimony and actions wildly tasteless and unbecoming of any judiciary seat, much less the highest court in the land. 

Hillary’s been doing this all day, every day for decades. Little Brett lost his shit because he’s never had his actions questioned before. He never had to face any consequences for his behavior until now. So he went into a full blown meltdown, even though he must know that he will soon get what he thinks he is…

Oh god, yeah. My ex is just a blubbering mass of self-pity when he’s not stone-cold furious that he can’t force people to do what he wants.

“I believe that YOU believe this happened”

This entire nomination process is just so gross. Leaving aside Ford’s accusations (which I find credible), Kavanaugh showed yesterday that he does not have the temperament or impartiality to serve on any federal court. That in and of itself should be disqualifying. But this is why elections matter. Everyone needs…

They never count a rich white man’s anger as emotion. It’s always always “passion” or something equally deflecting. I think his is probably in the “righteous indignation” category.

So Pete Davidson’s career is now just being Ariana Grande’s fiancé?