That overnight ecstasy party that Dax was encouraging Kristen to throw seems like an orgy without saying orgy.

“When I heard that, I called my agents, and I was like, ‘It’s me! Guaranteed. 100 percent it’s me. It’s a plot they’ve been trying to kill me for years, now’s their chance. They hate me.’ I was, like, crying...”

This is flat-out a wonderful thing. You’d never know it from the comments in The Daily Fail piece. It’s almost as if there’s something about Meghan that English people can’t get past. What could it be? Hmm...

That was the best part of Bourdain. That world weariness but underneath the constant curiosity and fascination with the world. He saw some shit and knew it was always worth the trip.

I am far more efficient with my time, in that I just never stop snacking. 

Also, his pre-golf shower is an hour and a half long.

“Wet” and “bagel” in the same sentence? Noooooo

More like an eating disorder and a drinking solution.

No doubt. One of the big teachings in Al-Anon is that you need to find out why you chose to be in a relationship with an addict in the first place, because if you don’t figure it out you’re going to do it again and again. The addict is not the only sick person in the relationship.

I’ll give you the sanitized version-he and a friend are with the newborn daughter. The friend makes  the usual ‘what a lovely baby’ remark and Saget replies by pimping her out ‘jokingly’.

If Jezebel ever needs to waste some space, I promise you exclusive rights to the hours of conversations I’ve had with my friends about what constitutes a sandwich. It’s definitely going to be riveting.

Wait one is a boy?

When I say, “motherfucker” my mouth doesn’t open any wider or less wide than it does when I say any other word. So...is the hand about stretch her cunt wide open? What is she saying here?

There’s nothing wrong with choosing to have a child later in life, if that is what you decide to do. (For the record, the increased risk of Downs relates more to *paternal* age than maternal age.) But we’re talking mostly here about surprise pregnancies, not planned ones. It’s a whole different ballgame when it’s…

My SIL dispatched the whole family to find her the low sugar strawberry variety of these. She doesn’t have kids... Peak lazy!

That’s why I said I did not like him. I just agree with what he says about men. A crazy number of men have a Madonna Whore complex and can’t see you in a respectful light once you’ve slept with them, especially if it was early on. So now I know how shit men are and can act accordingly. Aka not really look for a…

She’s been widely lambasted, fired from all her gigs and is now under investigation by the LAPD. What extra “shit” should be happening beyond that? Plenty of male predators in Hollywood are still working, what's your point?

I’m surprised by all of these comments about having a child at a “later” age. Mostly surprised because it is coming from women on a website that is supposedly geared towards feminism. I had a baby in my mid forties and I have no regrets. My child is doing just fine too. There are never guarantees with pregnancy…

This is why I want to start a “life coaching” thing to help guys find relationships on a few conditions:

I don’t like this guy but I agree that 90% of the men I’ve experienced act like single cell brained animals with only sex on their mind. Once I accepted that this is the truth about most men I was able to let it go and take them for what they are and stop putting all my eggs into their baskets.