We Scorpios certainly can work that BDE.

This is my new favorite Jez thing.

GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only time I would have chosen Ben Stiller 

I don’t agree with this take. I’ve never read the book and felt like it was pretty obvious that Amma was capable of the murders. She indicated that her friends would do anything for her, she’s manipulative and cruel often, and her motive is strengthened throughout the series. Think Calhoun day when she stops receiving…

I thought it was pretty clear why Amma did it. Camille internalized the abuse by her mother, while Amma turned her pain and rage onto others. She was tied in a codependent relationship with her mother and jealous of anyone taking away Adora’s attention. And I already thought it was Amma since last week, when it became…

This kind of concise summary is why I come to the comments. I want a quick hot take on all dirtbag items. Gonna go read about Nick now because you made it sound worth it. 

He was on an episode! IIRC, they refused to work on him. Something about body dysmorphia and/or his nose falling off? I'm too lazy to Google.

He should ask for a refund though. He looks nothing like a Ken doll.

He was evicted for running around naked? I’d get that with an ordinary human but we all know Ken Dolls don’t have anything down there to be worried about seeing.

I’m not sure that is her “karmic bounty,” because she is, of course, less nice than she seems on camera. Even though she is from W. Va she is one of those Southerners that can insult you to your face while calling you a ‘sweetheart’ (gentle voice, chuckle, big smile) and it makes her very hard to work with if you're…

I love those commercials. Her highlights look so perfect in them. Every time I see them I daydream about asking my stylist to recreate them. But I haven’t done it, because I also worry that with my straighter hair, the look will end up more “Melania” than “Jennifer.”  And then I’d have to throw myself off a bridge.

Hillary Swank’s wedding looked beautiful and super cozy but what is a silent disco? Or, actually “why” is a silent disco?

It’s just unnecessarily nasty. Why? Why would anybody write this about anyone? Are clicks really that important? It’s gross gross gross and they should feel bad about publishing this. 

Wow, I don’t know if it’s the recent turnover in writers, but more and more I find myself really surprised at the tone of Jezebel’s articles. This is extremely unnecessary, and I hope you’re never confronted by something like this when you ultimately lose a loved one.

I just had 2 pets die in a 2 week time span for completely unrelated reasons. When you own a lot of animals, eventually they are going to die. This seems like fishing for a headline in a really gross way.

THAT’S exactly why she’s in it. And good for her. She’s young, smart and doing well so far.

OT, but who else saw Crazy Rich Asians this weekend? It surpassed expectations at the box office, and I was thrilled to contribute! Such a delightful movie!

Okay, wolf boy. Good job, you made a pun. Points for enthusiasm, you gigantic dork. :P

Yes! I can’t believe this comment isn’t higher up. Those are the worst pants I’ve seen on a dude in a while.