Did you know Bernadette Peters is 70?

Dwight Yoakam started following me on Twitter.

I have a lot of questions about how someone thinks they are getting from Fenway to Park Slope in an uber in 3-4 hours

He’s going to pull shit like this the entire kids life.

It’s important to him that the people in his neighborhood know that he is the type of dude who has seen Pearl Jam 18 times.

The biggest red flag is seeing Pearl Jam EIGHTEEN times.

This confirms my suspicion that white parents who live in Park Slope are the fucking worst.

That is what I am saying. He is drinking water, minding his business and out here glowing!

Yeah this is desperate and embarrassing even for Lena.

What happened to the happy-go-lucky drug dealers?

Ordinarily I’d say Azealia Banks is a deranged liar, but her story is so very “on brand” for Elon Musk. He’s the type who thinks he has ‘Low T’ and pays someone obscene amounts of money for testosterone.

Max Martin pretty much writes all music these days. He’s like the Amazon of popular hits.

You sound like a “Cool Girl”

“I sometimes wonder if his support for Trump has nothing to do with Trump but his resentment towards Obama (something him and Trump have in common).... also.... EGO.”

My ex was a stoner, and 90% of the time, he was sooooo boring. Since he was high, he had a whole world going on in his head, but also because he was high, he didn’t bother sharing, so it was hours of silence. The other 5% of the time, he was hilarious, and the last 5% he was mean.

So many questions!

Brad Pitt’s so good at the game that he cheats on Aniston but Angelina’s the bad guy, and the FBI is called about an incident with the oldest son and Angelina’s the bad guy, and now she’s divorcing him because of whatever went so wrong between them so she’s the bad guy, and he’s admitted to having substance abuse…

My relationship is currently in a “place” and I feel you. I find myself cursing celebrities in love with frightening ease. 

Me too! And her wildflower-esque bouquet was very pretty. 

I really like the bride’s dress and the pic of the groom looking all befuddled.