What kind of world do we live in when even fictional religious figures can't be trusted?

How long has that one been queued up?

$200.

And yet here you are reading the fucking article.

Yep. Nearly a century of exposure to fiendishly clever marketing has really taken a toll on our framing and expectations.
Personally, I'm banking on my new car to complete me.

Dornan with beard is way hotter than without (almost everyone is) but, that said, clean-cut, boring dude in suit TOTALLY looks more like the guy who will jizz his mommy issues all over you and talk nonstop about his fucking contract.

That line was absolutely cringe-worthy. Also, who says shit like that out-loud to someone they met 30 seconds ago?

People were LINED UP OUTSIDE THE TODAY SHOW for the TRAILER:

Oh, fuck it. I'm going to see it. White wine in my Nalgene bottle, probably a pb&j too, tons of fucking candy and I'm going to love every corny/hot/weird moment of it.

Actually, I don't think she said she "deserved" anything, she was concerned (and rightly so) as to how increasing minimum wage so drastically would affect individuals working in the skilled labor market. Since her current salary would be less than some of the proposed increases to the minimum wage, it's concerning in…

Yikes, way harsh. You are right in that I feel my current job should get paid more than someone working a cash register at Claire's or someone taking orders at Wendy's. But let's be clear, I never said I was more intelligent than anyone or just deserved more pay because I'm me and I'm better and I was able to make it…

I think you're projecting your own feelings of inadequacy on misslonelyheart. She never said she was "better" than anyone nor that she went to college for the sole purpose of making tons of money. Why are you dog-piling on someone who is currently part of the LOWER middle class for simply asking how increasing the…

Wow, I haven't even made it halfway through this thread and feel you're being unjustly picked on by people who claim to know more about economics than you and/or have a problem with you being "entitled" to more money than a fast food worker. I too feel that the federal minimum wage is not enough to live off, but this…

If you have "zero income", you should qualify for Medicaid.

I think they're throwing a bone so the workers will drop the unionizing efforts.

Either they are feeling the effects of the negative publicity they've been getting over this, or this means they'll be moving to automated machines all the quicker.

I laughed so hard at every joke in this piece people think I have Robin Williams in my office doing stand-up from 1986. OMG. OMG Lindy.

I've actually always sort of liked that. We don't know why Firth was at the wedding, and there are other small connections that are just—"hey, these people are friends and it doesn't come up every day in conversation how and why people are friends so roll with it!" to me.

So in 4 years she's not allowed to develop a taste for another genre? Hell, even in a year she's not allowed to develop a taste for another genre?? Give me a break.

She's young, 4 years is an eon for taste and pop cultural comsumption at her age. Her listening to hiphop is easy to believe