Anyone who claims to not be baffled or terrified by american politics is either lying or not paying attention.

I’m American and the batshit crazy yelling match of a circus that is American politics is baffling to me.

Scare them even more, say it has the kung fu action grip to reach into your pockets, steal your money and give it to poor people

I like the idea, but it’s not shipping until July. If Bernie doesn’t get the nomination he’ll have been completely forgotten about by then, right? (Correct me if I’m wrong - I’m British and the circus of American politics is baffling to me)

You’re assuming Trump fans are aware enough to notice small figurines. Now if you could get giant Sanders’...

Yes

you’d be doing God’s work

Am I the only one who wants to buy 20 to 30 of these and stage them around a Trump rally, just to watch the ensuing chaos?