UPDATE: I got my job!!! I am now a permanent and full time employee of the State of Nebraska!

90 day fiance is great; but I feel like the last season TLC overdid it with 2 hour episodes. I couldn’t get into it.

See, this is why one does not actually SKI. One gets dressed up in the cute ski gear and hangs out at the bar in the lodge, drinking.

I could always find the type-o’s

Goldeneye will hold up in 54 years minus some uncomfortable attitudes towards Russians (but they won’t care anyway because they’re all drunk). The rest of the Brosnan movies will fair well as the glorious shlock that they are.

I’ve taken as my professional mantra “What would a white man do?”. I even have my prototypical mediocre white man in mind: his name is Chad Jacobson, and he works at a small investment firm in Atlanta. Chad’s not as smart as he thinks he is, but no one he meets knows that at first, because he’s confident AF about how…

Thank you! Well, the rum I drink is from my country Nicaragua, it’s called Ron Flor de Caña.

Drinking less.

Fuck a resolution - I’m trying to work on my perfectionism so instead of setting myself up for misery, I’ve decided 2017 will be about progress not perfection. Whatever that looks like. How are you jezzies thinking about 2017?

I got a rice cooker for Christmas, and I used it for the first time today. The rice came out perfect, and I’m so excited. That’s all, this is the kind of thing I get excited about. The clay bowl chicken recipe from Every Grain of Rice that I made was also delicious.

“...the book has already been optioned by Leonardo DiCaprio.”

Well, some took a hard pass. Trump still won Utah easily.

I’m suprised there aren’t more in the choir doing this. I was under the impression that a lot of Mormons did not care for Trump at all because they’re pretty averse to the whole religious persecution thing. See: Evan McMullin. He’s pretty standard in his views as a Republican, but he’s taking Trump out at the knees…

All this love gets directed at Billie. Just imagine losing half your family in a few days over Christmas. :(

What kind of fuckery is this?

Or better yet: Trump Tower, ‘cause he’s not gonna spend much time in that dump in DC.

Maybe they should makes some rules about people tweeting from the White House.

It is frightening how much the Republicans want to end the transparency of the democratic process.