I would recommend watching Masterchef Australia. It really is nothing like American cooking shows, everyone is really nice and super talented and they make some amazing food.

Carrie Fisher’s words helped me get sober and take my mental health seriously. She had a profound impact on me and I am honestly a better, stronger person after taking her wisdom to heart.

Evolution wise, cheetahs have always been kind of screwed. In order to run fast, they have to be delicately built and often lose prey to lions, etc., because they cannot fight back. They also overheat easily. Life ain’t easy for cheetahs (insert Lion King joke here)

I hear you on the bitterness. Defining spinsterhood as a choice helps. But I seriously have fast forward through romantic scenes in movies an TV because it can feel like kick in the pants sometime; not to mention super affectionate coupled friends. I much prefer being alone to settling but its lesser of two evils. It…

I’ve had a few friends who worked while their husbands stayed home with the kids. In every case, the woman still did pretty much everything — the cooking, the cleaning, the laundry, all the childcare when she wasn’t at work. The man was considered to be doing such a valiant and noble thing for “giving up his career”…

I get the “lower your standards” one ALL the fucking time from my female friends! It makes me so mad! What the heck, so wanting a man who respects me as a human being and is willing to have a truly equal partnership is having “too high standards”? Well then, I most DEFINITELY prefer to be alone forever vs. being with…

A friend of mine who shares my chronically single status once said that whenever she starts feeling bad about being alone, she spends more time hanging out with her heterosexual female friends who are married or living with their significant others. Their stories about being the primary…

I’ve been by myself for 7 and a half years and I’m so tired of being lonely. I’m an introvert and I function far too well on my own, but I so badly want to find love.  

Until I’m dead, I guess, but that won’t be very fun for me.

Agreed. But as others noted, there is a societal pressure to reach milestones like marriage and procreating. For those of us who don’t, we’re made to feel like we failed at adulting, that there’s something wrong with us because we e failed to find a partner. There is still a societal stigma to being single and…

Snap, I’ve spent today panic buying food to give as presents because I’m not feeling the festive inspiration (I’m a practical gift giver, gifts must be useful or food). TBH I’d rather just chill at home than be festive today.

Sheetz! Wawa is okay, but I think Sheetz is better.

I am hating the holidays this year.

My dog is gonna get wild tomorrow.

Oh, good, labial split pussy bows are back in fashion!

Am I naive to assume any woman not a relation by blood or marriage is a “Hoe” or a “Bitch” to these men.

I don’t really have a problem with the name, but it’s like the college course equivalent of clickbait. Most people who’ll take it will probably go in like “Oh, this’ll probably be about the institutionalized white power structure and it’s pervasive racial oppression throughout the western world”, but a republican…

Where are all those people who were shrieking about the Clinton Foundation? I have a question for them: Didn’t you know, in your hearts, that this is how it would play out?

Ehh, I suppose it’s her prerogative. She can do what she wants to do.

This is shaping up to be a real banner day, isn’t it.