Find the fucking panda

It’s right here

I am

I don’t know if I’d win, but I’d have great acceleration and bad top speed.

Yes.

Marchman and the deadspin staff workshopped the names, and then I did my thing on the logos.

the people want answers

Fuck you Kyle

I have always wanted to know if one brand of adult diaper is materially different from another. Please review some of the top brands and report back.

Not a specific thing, but a category- Rice Cookers.

The “Cheese Attack” (ou Fromage Danger)

Honestly I bought these sauna pants because I was theoretically going to review them one day but that is never going to happen.

That banana slicer may be a running joke on Amazon, but my wife actually owns one and uses it literally every day. So at least one person out there takes it very seriously.

Yeah it’s really unsettling when people other than us point out the piece of shit person that Kyle is.

If you’re reading a 20 percent alert it’s too late.

Here’s an article on it from last night, you git

Whoa I didn’t think these comments would house an abortion take

What?!? No love for gerbera daisies? Stanning for roses? We are having a very serious conversation about this when you come to LA again.

We at Gawker are entirely transparent about what sex toys we prefer.

Yeah, fuck you, Dave!