Pardon me, sweaty person. I have a question for you:

What Kind of Dog Should I Get?

Lacey Donohue

6/18/15 4:45pm

The answer is:

How Much Ice Cream Is Too Much?

Lacey Donohue

6/18/15 4:40pm

The answer is:

Gummy Bears Taste Good But They're Fucking Gross When Soaked in Fluid

Lacey Donohue

3/09/15 11:55am

Thanks to a recent Kinja deal, the office is filled with Haribo Gummi Bears. Based on a loose survey, I know of at least 40 pounds of bears in the vicinity, minus around 2-3 pounds because that's how many I think I've eaten.

What I Watched on TV: Thursday, October 30

Lacey Donohue

10/31/14 11:35am

I watched black-ish from Wednesday, Modern Family from Wednesday, 21 minutes of Nashville while taking a bath, and an episode of House Hunters where a perfectly nice-seeming couple bought a million dollar home in Loudoun County, Va. The most interesting thing about the episode was the incredible amount of Botox the…

Jessa Duggar's Wedding Shower Included Soup Buffet With Styrofoam Bowls

Lacey Donohue

10/30/14 3:13pm

Staring at pictures of Duggar and Duggar-adjacent food is one of my favorite hobbies.

What I Watched on TV: Wednesday, October 29

Lacey Donohue

10/30/14 8:49am

Too much time spent working, not enough time spent watching TV.

What I Watched on TV: Tuesday, October 28

Lacey Donohue

10/29/14 9:12am

Not a great day for TV yesterday.

What I Watched on TV: Monday, October 27

Lacey Donohue

10/28/14 9:09am

I began to watch Sunday night's episode of My Five Wives. Then I got stressed out because sometimes that show is too much for me. Sister Wives is never enough for me, but MFW creates a level of stress I can't handle. Stopped 9 minutes in.

What I Watched on TV: Sunday, October 26

Lacey Donohue

10/27/14 2:29pm

I woke up and watched an episode of House Hunters Renovation from the day before. A perfectly nice couple from a perfectly nice Boston suburb made a perfectly nice home with a slightly weird mud room. The chose this house because they wanted to make a hockey rink in their backyard, which is something that I guess some…

Gawker Heroes: Wendy Davis

Lacey Donohue

12/30/13 6:29pm

After Texas Senate Bill 5—a highly opposed and brutally restrictive abortion bill—finally passed in July, Governor Rick Perry spoke about the protestors: "The louder they scream, the more we know that we are getting something done." Oh, you got something done alright, sir. You set the stage for the best thing to come…