they can only dream of being rubbed all over a body

lol deadspin commenters

If this is true, I am the filthiest, filthiest woman in the world.

Too much work! My hope is that my hand eventually turns into a heat resistant hand.

For anyone who wants the drybar rotating curling wand thingy but doesn't want to pay drybar prices, ORDER THIS! It's the same one, but half the price and it's not stupid and yellow. I only burn my hands 75% of the time, but the curls are amazing.

Disagree! This is the world's greatest natural (and flushable) litter! http://www.amazon.com/Natures-Miracl…

I just cried searching for this:

Also important: if ordering the prix fixe while trying to impress a date, definitely pronounce it correctly.

I'll give you $20 if you publish your entire list of muted people, Samer.

You forgot this clip:

LOVE YOU, GIRL

Major gel nail defender here!!! I can get a nice color and manicure to last almost three weeks, I keep myself from biting and picking at my nails, and I do actually put an SPF lotion on my hands before the manicure, so I feel ok with the potential UV damage (the newer lights also keep you under for 60 seconds or…

A creepy thing Ashley did on my phone last week was to steal it at a bar while I was sending an email, and text my easily confused boyfriend the following picture (in response to a text about his 9 year-old nephew):

And I love it

I have a car

Follow me for Jalopnik

Hardigree

Jalopnik doesn't follow me. :(

I give Travis all the credit for our amazing performance.

What does it sound like on the PT Cruiser sound system?