The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

The sound clip they played at the end reminded me of this:

When you read, do you just stick your face against the computer screen and mush all the words together with your eyes, or what

+ $53,170

That’s the only check from a Schilling’s bank account that is being sent to the state of Rhode Island.

Considering it’s Maryland, we should probably just be thankful they’re no longer using eight-balls.

From If I Did It, by Kobe Bryant.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Sure Jesus’s jump shot his rookie year got criticized, but even his fiercest critics had to admit he hung tough on the boards.

A chance at a puppy based on being able to score on Montreal’s goaltending? Sounds like these kids took advantage of a Priceless opportunity.

Judging from that photo, I think it’s safe to say that Chip is finally ready to take over Callahan Auto.

This is Russell Wilson’s comment

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?

Well, that’s just wrong. How’s a keeper supposed to do his job if he can’t use his hands in the box?

<begins writing open letter>