It’s really kind of funny and maybe a bit telling that women don’t like Bumble. “Oh look! A bunch of dudes that I don’t have to sort through the creeps and get creep messages. Oh, wait, now I have to be the one with an interesting conversation starter? FUCK NO.”

Just to summarize this grammatically tortured post: You’re saying that the main reason a tawdry rumor about Derek Jeter FUCKING A TEAMMATE in the sauna and then submitting to sexual blackmail at the hands of an HIV-positive clubhouse attendant is considered “unbelievable” is because people RESPECT Derek Jeter.

Wow, they might as well have gone with Comic Sans. Seriously, it looks like it belongs on a Kindergarten wall.

Can’t be mad about this. Too busy being mad about “Add-on” items.

I just want to say that the new Gawker wide roll out of this font and type size blows. Also any experience I’ve had after quitting at Gamestop has been bad. Only Amazon/ebay from now on.

He looks like Son of Sam’s younger, stupider brother.

No because everyone who wears these are old and I am still young and full of life.

hey fuck you man

We know from Snowden that insiders with an axe to grind can easily steal data and release it to the public.

The short of it is: you don’t.

Step One is stop thinking you need to hit on women anywhere and everywhere you might be. Trust: there’s no point in “hitting on” a woman; if a woman wants you to talk to her, she will make it very, very clear that she wants you to talk to her.

And if you want that to happen, (a) get some hobbies/interests/passions all…

No. No this is not good news. And to equate it to legitimately good news (gay marriage) is foul.

The light was making people happy, but Stephen got a bunch of people killed before the light could reach them. He didn’t know what he was doing, like the fox. The light wasn’t the wild animal in the story.

I knew one of you silly fuckers would show up eventually, sort of a whiny MRA manbaby point position.

When I got into the car sales game I had a manager teaching me the ropes. One of his first lessons:

And now you know why conservatives have fought so hard to label it “political correctness”. I will continue to label it “not being a shitty fucking bigoted human being”.

Apparently you do care, and are easily offended.

Yeah, but if you are writing something for the masses, generally the masses have some similar characteristics. So you generalize. Yeah, it won’t work on everyone, but this is how you talk to most people.

Toddlers and cat in fridge, butter on countertop.