It’s really kind of funny and maybe a bit telling that women don’t like Bumble. “Oh look! A bunch of dudes that I don’t have to sort through the creeps and get creep messages. Oh, wait, now I have to be the one with an interesting conversation starter? FUCK NO.”

Just to summarize this grammatically tortured post: You’re saying that the main reason a tawdry rumor about Derek Jeter FUCKING A TEAMMATE in the sauna and then submitting to sexual blackmail at the hands of an HIV-positive clubhouse attendant is considered “unbelievable” is because people RESPECT Derek Jeter.

I just want to say that the new Gawker wide roll out of this font and type size blows. Also any experience I’ve had after quitting at Gamestop has been bad. Only Amazon/ebay from now on.

No because everyone who wears these are old and I am still young and full of life.

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The short of it is: you don’t.

Step One is stop thinking you need to hit on women anywhere and everywhere you might be. Trust: there’s no point in “hitting on” a woman; if a woman wants you to talk to her, she will make it very, very clear that she wants you to talk to her.

And if you want that to happen, (a) get some hobbies/interests/passions all…

The light was making people happy, but Stephen got a bunch of people killed before the light could reach them. He didn’t know what he was doing, like the fox. The light wasn’t the wild animal in the story.

When I got into the car sales game I had a manager teaching me the ropes. One of his first lessons:

Yeah, but if you are writing something for the masses, generally the masses have some similar characteristics. So you generalize. Yeah, it won’t work on everyone, but this is how you talk to most people.

Please, tell us more about ethics in video game journalism.

But you’re the one insulting the author and implying that her “hidden agenda” will somehow decrease your privilege.

Your condescending tone is fucking awesome, however.

I watched the trailer for this and came to the realization that I burnt out on this particular game formula REALLY fast. I enjoyed Gone Home for the atmosphere, the quiet, but effective storytelling, the slight air of mystery, and the novelty of such a simple game formula. And then I played The Vanishing of Ethan…

So I just want to get this straight: you’ve recommended an enjoyably funereal (funereal can be enjoyable? First time for everything I guess) walk through a depopulated English countryside while chasing (admittedly) pretty beams of light. And as a checkmark you put down a lovely soundtrack. Did you review a game or a…

hot pork balloon

I want to be the first to say that I appreciate the fit of your tank top, the slight crook of your backwards cap and how awesome it must be to be able to transport so many things in your cargo shorts.

It’s funny that people think this is my way of demonstrating that we were besties; we were not. Tommy was a wonderful editor to work for, and he was hugely supportive of me. I was genuinely thrilled when he was promoted (first text) and bummed all around by his departure (second text). Forgive me the poetic license I…

Christmas music anytime after Christmas and before Thanksgiving.

Up the ante and make it Peruvian children’s music. There is literally nothing more annoying.