Was anyone else really hoping the video wasn’t the official trailer, but Fahey playing the game and swearing at people?

I think you’ll find that Will is simply a shill for whatever he can get locally or whoever sends him free stuff. Sucks for us west-coasters, but that’s the way it is, and isn’t that bad a deal. However, things have to be relevant enough for regular people to access them, not just whiners like you who apparently only…

Budweiser is aware that they put out a product “delightfully” called a, “Straw-Burr-Rita”, right?

lol, like if someone made a pumpkin beer that actually tasted like pumpkin, as opposed to the “various spices associated with pumpkin pie.”

You are dead wrong on virtually all of those statements. Lee was manipulated by a con artist into giving away the rights to To Kill a Mockingbird just a few years earlier. The “hurt and humiliated” statement she supposedly made was released by her lawyer, just like virtually every OTHER statement Lee has supposedly…

1) Albert is not from Brooklyn and actually wrote a column about how terrible brooklyn hipster culture is.

Sure. If you cannot take the time to read this short article, this article most definitely does not apply to you because you were never in danger of doing the thing this article argues against.

One of the reasons why I am very glad I don’t have children.

As a songwriter, there are old songs I have not published, and do not want published. Doing so would make me look bad. They suck. They are only kept in my files because I may be able to use tiny pieces in something else, which doesn’t suck. And so I can look…

Which author came up with Gandhi? (And jeepers cripes, if you don’t know how to spell his name, you can Google it.)

This whole article was fucking unbearable. Christ, now I’m all stabby.

I’ve started a bunch of companies. Sold some. Failed at most. I’ve invested in a bunch of startups. Sold some. Failed at some, and the jury is still sequestered on a few others.

From the very beginning of this article I was thinking wow, if this guy is mediocre what the fuck am I????

Very useful post. It’s been a long time now that I haven’t really internalized the entire concept of a ‘humblebrag.’ Now, after reading this column, I get it completely.

I’ve started a bunch of companies. Sold some. Failed at most. I’ve invested in a bunch of startups. Sold some. Failed at some, and the jury is still sequestered on a few others.

Who’s Jack Zuckerman?! WHO’S JACK ZUCKERMAN?!

I was about to retort about the king sized until I scrolled down. Good call. After buying my memory foam king size, I still have plenty of room to sprawl out and not roll over my unfolded laundry I threw down in a heap on the other side of the bed. Why yes, I am single.

Home Goods is the shit for decor.

And don’t let me stop you from getting the king. I forget some apartments and houses are big enough to fit them, but for love of everything that’s holy, get the biggest bed you possibly can and never, ever, ever get a full/double.

When choosing a mattress, spring for the queen. I know sometimes it sounds like a full will be better (you can fit more stuff!) and they’re always a little cheaper and sure it’s fun to be super cuddly for a few nights, but you do not want to be the guy who has the bed that’s impossible to sleep in. You will not regret…

Spiral cut. Trust me.