labyrinthine
labyrinthine
labyrinthine

a bag of chips lasts you a few days?

Skunk Spray or Licorice.... That’s like asking if you would rather burn to death or drown.

Poppy was a little sloppy

Every single “good Christian” I’ve worked for was A) embezzling, B) cheating on a spouse with employees, C) a pedophile (pick one). I’m sure I’ve worked for good Christians who did none of the above, but they didn’t make a point of talking about being “good Christians”.

My parents left me in the car alone less than 15 years ago. In fact, I would often ask my mom to leave me alone so I could listen to the radio instead of tagging along for whatever boring business to which she was attending. I mean, logistically speaking, how often is it that a psychopath comes across a young child

There is no reason to expose a child to any unnecessary risk ever. For example, riding in a car is extremely dangerous. 1.2 million people are murdered by cars annually. I get that driving the kid to the emergency room is a necessary risk. However, driving a kid halfway across the country to vacation is child abuse.

Knowing these buffoons, they probably created their own bomb threat.

Way to go. I use myfitnesspal as well, and the bigest thing I have learned is responsibility on what I eat, if I did not use something like myfitnesspal I would of never truly learned what I am eating and how much I am vs what I should be eathing and how much I should be eating.

sounds neat.....i personally like the approach. i’ve been on myfitnesspal for 2+ years now, and have found, sticking to a select few ‘core foods’ i am never hungry, nor do i have ‘forgotten food’ that goes bad......

I know what happened. They stopped cutting the bread like a boat and started just cutting it in half.

Jalapeños sitting in their own juice for extended periods of time

This is the worst thing I have ever heard. You have ruined my day.

One time in LA, I watched a dude order a double meat Seafood Sensation / Cheesesteak hybrid. He sheepishly looked at me and said “Surf and Turf”. Haven’t had Subway since.

Having “objective” reviews of cultural objects is easily the most foolish thing I’ve heard from the video game culture in a long time. I can’t stop my eyes from rolling super hard whenever some wet fart of a commenter demands objectivity from their review. From a review. A review. Other than the harassment, the other

Why? He wasn’t responding to criticism. He was happy because TB is awful. I don’t think he gives a fuck if TB reviews his game, and I share his opinion.

They could’ve at least photoshopped a properly-sized face on him.

Well, technically this guy

BE MY FRIEND CHRIS KLUWE YOU DIIIIIIICK.

This is the worst thing I've ever heard of in my life.

Oh God, this is the only one so far that literally made me nauseous.