@baby_clanger: ...what on earth did they sell then?

@PintoBeans: I'd like two tacos pleeeeeeeeeeeease! and an order of friiiiiiiiiiiiiies! to goooooooo!

@madgetheripper: right! I was over here giggling like a twelve year old, until...what do you mean, that's not the joke? "butthead"? ...oh, right.

@The HZA.: "a schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead."

@Nancy Sin: m heh heheh hehehe.

Iowa girls DO rock.

@1girl: right? water wet, sky blue.

my public speaking teacher in college had hair like that, with two of the fat curls on top of her head. we called them "doodoo curls". ah, how fitting.

@alison.wonderland: how awesome would it be to buy ice cream from Ron Weasley?

@nicolebrice0318: I dated one of those too. like, excuse me for having a life before you! that guy was a dick.

@lalaland13: OH, I did that church thing too, when I was in college! only it turned out to be a Pentecostal church, so I got to sit on the floor listening to the dude "speak in tongues" for three hours while missing my curfew (my father was maaaaaaad) and then driving home in a hurricane in a car with a leaky sunroof.

@LitiGrrl30: once he left to get his disk of helicopter sounds, I was out of there.

@keldo: nice one!

@reimoise: I thought the same thing.

@jaxbra: it was like a full-body dry heave set to music.

ah, optimism.

@username messages and direct messages are totally different things. @username messages are viewable by basically everyone. DMs are like Facebook PMs, visible only to the sender and recipient, and unless you have disabled it in your profile, it will generate an email notification saying "so-and-so sent you a direct…

agh, my shriveled little heart just grew three sizes. Whoville is safe for another day.

Fugtastic Four

@Ailatan: I totally came here just to post that.