@The HZA.: LIKE THIS!

@Ideal_Impulse: The Pilot's Wife IS awful, though I've found pretty much everything Anita Shreve writes is awful.

@ameliabearhart: so you can be Adam's madam?

the dress could be one size bigger to fit correctly. I love Jada's arms, though. such sleek muscle tone.

@bluetrain84: it seems that way with most paparazzi pictures though, doesn't it? everyone's a bobblehead.

@F*ckin' Mireille: how does she work?: I'm buying my fiancé an engagement ring. why should I be the only one who gets something?

@la.donna.pietra: what gorgous rings! I do believe I know what I will be getting for my fiancé's wedding ring now. :D

@Apollinarius: but "labor present" isn't cutesy! I get the feeling that a lot of women who would want a "push present" adore the twee things in life.

@Levi_Jones: my fiancé refers to me (just between the two of us) as his woman. I think that's hot.

@icyblonde: And if y'all don't quit acting like when you turn 30 you're suddenly "teh olds," I am going to spit nails up in here.

@Hundred Dollar Baby: it'd cut down on triple-word scores, that's for sure. perhaps more Zs would be included?

@pollyscience: solving a problem with education? are you mad?!

no. no. NO!

@amazon_ww: I hope they're coconut. mmm, herpalicious.

@barb95: I never knew such a thing existed! her Samantha was spot-on. so funny!

@jasminetea: yup, Ursula as "Phoebe" in "Lawrence of A Labia".

Megan Fox Has Fear of Losing Relevance & Talks a Bunch of Crap

yes, because Oscar totally had everything to do with not only the questions, but which question got asked of whom. why must the insane be so damn loud?

I know you hate wearing briefs, dude, but it's not reason to slit your own throat. put down the razor and slowly back away.

@Sweppess: that front bag... is it a bigass burrito? it looks lke a bigass burrito.