Cracker Barrel in the top 5? This is more of an affront to America than Drumpf leading the Republican nomination.

There’s no way Fresh Choice isn’t the name of the section with the sad prepackaged wraps inside a gas station.

Is that a dog food restaurant?

I think Waffle House would be top 3 at minimum.

What is a Fresh Choice? Sounds like it serves bean sprouts with several items.

I see what you tried to do there.

The simplest solution seems to be to STOP HAVING KIDS.

ALL FEMALES CHEAT. That’s a FACT.

I never understood why airlines don’t have markers on the floor in the terminal, and you line up based on your seating assignment. Then, all A column boards, then B, then C, etc. Would make boarding so fast.

Caveat: I ceased playing during Cata

You’re crazy, the McDs mozzarella sticks are indubitably the worst fried cheese foodstuff I have ever eaten.

Mozzarealla stick PSA. Fuck Jon Stewart, Fuck the Simpon’s. I don’t care what the liberal media thinks. Arby’s is f’n dope. Best Mozza sticks in the game.

Holy hyperbole, Batman.

I’m a takeout KING and I ran into this situation all winter long in Boston last year and the solution I learned is: go to the grocery store and just buy a shitload of Oreos.