I can’t decide if Jodie Whittaker & Sacha Dhawan having sexual tension as the doctor & the master is more or less wrong when they were gender-flipped and the same was true of Peter Capaldi & Michelle Gomez. Though actually David Tennant and John Simm might have had the most overt heat

Jimmy Kimmel is proof that despite a lot of data points saying otherwise, adult humans are capable of growth and an increase in empathy as they get older and more wealthy.

she was 8, then 11; one test was in 2010, the next in 2012.

Why though? I’m honestly asking. There’s maybe a hint of some special needs but that’s all I’m seeing. 

Hot take - she is a child that it turns out they don’t want. They rent “Orphan” and are like - THAT’S IT! Get her set up in an apartment and leave before the sun comes up that day. They just walked out and left it all behind them.

Okay I hate to give the Daily Mail.... any of my clicks.... but the more I read, the more this actually sounded to me like some very disturbed parents who couldn’t handle their adopted child and concocted a weirdly elaborate delusion. Am I the only one who read it that way?

Ya’ll don’t think you might be overreacting a bit to an old white woman marveling at Beyonce’s follower count and wondering “What if?”.

Why do female characters always have to die after one big achievement? Now she reads through Joseph's library and learns how to lead a movement while she recovers from her bullet wound in his basement. 

I hope next year, they cool it with the Elisabeth Moss staring into the camera shots.

Well, so I think Rich might have found the incident or a comparable one - it’s possible the crash did happen, but it was more of an emergency landing than the yarn being spun here. There’s no way she could have covered up a firey plane crash that resulted in immediate life threatening injuries, she could have covered…

i was so confused. i was like, “when did el chapo get a youtube channel?!”

Did you miss this paragraph?

Dear Democratic Party,

Ha! I read OJ and thought Orenthal James

If she was really interested in her education, she could find a good community college, do well there and transfer to a university after a couple of years. I’m guessing that won’t happen.

Fun fact: I work in human service work, helping teach life skills and tackle harmful behaviors in people with disabilities. My field of work is one of the most dangerous there is, with the highest rates of on the job assaults and deaths at the hands of people we are serving. I have 88 hour work weeks AND I volunteer…

Well, I’m not allowed to use butter or oil (court order, long story short, never say, ‘yeah, I can defend myself on this parking ticket”), so you tell me what else I can use?

A voice of Winnie the Pooh. Not the voice. If anyone gets the honor of the definite article, it’s Sterling Holloway.

Of course Winnie the Pooh is a rapist in this timeline. Of course.

Maybe in your head lol.