I thinks angry vegans are angry because they are hungry.

I hope this does for Michelle Wolf’s career what it did for Stephen Colbert’s.

At least Bush showed up and laughed. Bush was a bad president, but at least he could take a joke.

This. So many of them are whining about how her voice sounds. That’s such a red flag when men do that. It’s like they’re grasping for legitimate reasons to hate her, and all they can think of is her voice. Her womanly voice.

She had the choice of either doing as expected and complimenting the emperor’s new clothes, or telling him that his dumb ass is butt naked.

Yes, because Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Larry Wilmore and Hasan Minaj all gave such softball, unifying performances.

Maybe but there’s no guarantee a child born to a parent who is 20 or 30 will not also watch said parent die when child is a teen or early adult. And I’m guessing not many of those kids are thinking “wow I wish I’d never been born cause having an elderly parent die on me when I’m a teen is the worst.”

Celebrate EarthDay with consumerism!

In the linked story, it is noted that the city wants to move the bull statue as well. The artist who created that sculpture is considering litigation to keep it where it is.

I’m a criminologist, my literal job is studying the justice system, and I still can’t believe how fucking cruel and messed up it is. The adversarial system, the shit we let lawyers do, the completely invalid assumptions they operate on (eg that small discrepancies are suspicious instead of completely normal)... Fuck.

If this were a teevee show I’d hate watch it, but it’s real life and I’ve been so tense for the past year and a quarter that I’m worried my zirconia crowns are going to shatter.

The girls in my area recieve .73 a box... so at 30, 000 they would have earned 21,900 for thier troop which could help all 500 (thier target goal) purchase uniforms, take on charities, do work in the community. They could use all 21 k of thier proceeds to fix a shelter or so forth. Girl scouts for these girls is not…

I spent nearly half a year homeless and two of the first things to go are a sense of pride and community. The article above even states that by being in this troop and having this sale that these girls feel less isolated.

............nice to meet you, I’m gray...............

the yellow versions are the default (these hands belong to the smiling emoji faces, you guys), and I am immediately suspicious of any white person who went out of their way to change their preferred hands from default yellow to white. Like, you really really need people to know that you are a White American®

telling me that I need to pay him back for 30 years of gifts he’s given me

You’re probably a better person than me as I would have immediately told him to fuck off and probably ignored him for a year.

At a minimum, if they make it competitive enough it would force the GOP to pour money into Texas to keep it thereby denying them they money for some other race.

I suspect it’s a joke and it is also a publicity stunt to give more press to Lawyer.com more press or whatever, that said, the idea of someone pranking Lindsay like that does seem cruel but I don’t think that’s the case.

Amanda Knox was initially found guilty and served four years. She was released upon appeal, and then they re-tried her case and she was found guilty again (although she was in America by then so she remains free).