Trying to remember a time when militant, unwavering nationalism was required for all citizens.....

She's the hero of the goddamn movie! How did everyone who's not four miss that?

Well....he looks like Khal Drogo with a trident, don't really know what else I was expecting.

Haha the part at 2:26 when Mama gives the finger to the couple with a stroller on the sidewalk is the best.

Imagine how confusing that would be.

"The fuck was that?"

"I don't know but did you hear an accordion??"

If you think of it as the best comedy you'll see all year it really changes things.

As dopey as Twilight was, I never heard a bad thing about Stephanie Myers. I'm glad to hear she's a nice person, if a little starstruck at the process!

As ridiculous as Twilight was, Stephanie Myers never came across as anything but a nice, genuine, simple lady who wrote a really basic story and was really grateful to have made an impact and have fans. I dislike Twilight on the whole, but it was much more harmless than 50 Shades, without a doubt.

But it made so much money that the executives at Universal are hoping the 2nd and 3rd movies will give them a chance to finally make the Scrooge McDuck vault to dive into they've been wanting.

It's really unusual for authors to have a this kind of depth of opinion/say in a film based on their novel to begin with, unless they've got screenplay credits or something. Which is especially unusual for someone who is a first time published author.

I MADE MILLIONS OFF OF FANFICTION AND YOU ALL CALL ME A FOOL. YOU ARE ALL FOOLS. FOOLS!

shhh he doesn't know it yet i haven't actually said that word yet IT'S A SECRET ON THE INTERNET

Wait, you found love...ON TINDER????!?! I didn't know this was a thing that happens.

Don't forget about unaccountable private religious schools where you'll come out knowing the names of all of Jacob's sons but not basic math...

Lol! Scottish person here, yeah we don't really care for being called English.

Who's outraged? This is fucking hilarious.

OH GOD I WOULDNT EVEN HAVE TO INTERACT W PEOPLE FACE TO FACE they could just email me and be like ::marketing idea:: and i could email them back just being like

Hell, a few years ago there was a huge chain of grocery/department stores called KKK supermarkets. I noticed last summer that they'd finally changed out the signs to like, K+ market or something, so now I like to regale new colleagues with the story of how Finland once hosted the most unintentionally racist store…

Is Krispy Kreme even a thing anymore? They were the supernova of franchises. I recall a record label guy tossing a box on our conference room table as a gift in 96 and we were all "huh?!?" Then they were everywhere. Soon they were nowhere,

I've reamed my kids for approaching ANY dog without specifically asking first, and if told "no" to say thank you and move on. I'd be mortified if my kid ignored the owner of a freaking SERVICE DOG and continued to pet it. Holy crap.