I currently have a kitten that I estimate is five weeks old, and she makes the weirdest noises. Like, bird noises. She also often opens her mouth to meow, and makes absolutely no sound.

When I was 13, I swore up and down that if Bush won start a war and do serious damage to the country. I wasn’t wrong...

She was a very talented musician, regardless of her struggles.

I take the highest dose of advair and that makes a world of difference for me. It’s really amazing how much better it is now than it was when I was diagnosed. Unfortunately, when I do get bad I usually get bad really quickly. Fortunately it’s now a every other year thing, and fortunately pred mostly just makes me feel…

Oh for fucks sake.

I use to try and avoid it, then I came to my senses and realized it was better than being dead. So I now take it when needed.

Well, then, if inflammation is the worst enemy, let’s start handing out prednisone. Moon face for everyone!

Of all the things that could bring down this show o.O. I mean, I’m happy to watch it burn, but there was so much infinitely more offensive crap that they’ve done.

You can OD. It’s much, MUCH easier to do on edibles. Death (other than suicide or accident) is very rare, but not impossible.

The teacher referring it to administration, that’s pretty normal when “see something, say something” is a mantra. The administration calling police and the police arresting the student? Totally fucking ridiculous. Between referral and arrest someone should have pulled out some basic reasoning skills.

Yeah, I’m a women’s 8 usually, and I can wear shoes (size 6) from the children’s department. 9 is... not large. However, they may be massive clown feet if you’re a petite xxs.

So the other day, I’m sitting at home in my pajamas, it’s noon, I haven’t showered or combed my hair because I don’t need to go anywhere until evening. Someone knocks on the door, I ignore it. She knocks some more and yells “Christopher are you home, it’s Emily’s mom”. Christopher is my 10 year old brothers and at…

“Please, just, Google my name.”

Considering that I was 21, uninsured, broke, and in the ER because I couldn’t afford a $300/month inhaler- I WAS the reason your bill was too high.

I was once watching CNN in the ER while waiting to be cleared to leave after an asthma attack, back when Lou Dobbs had yet to be kicked off. Anyway, they flipped to a segment with him on it and this nurse happened to come in and thought she had found a kindered spirit. She starts ranting and I said “well, I’m just…

Eh, I have doubts that she wrote it entirely unprompted. But yes, a 5 year old could write this. Since the spelling is mostly conventional (the only mistake is one adults make) and she properly punctuated it she certainly had help.

Eh, I was wrong in that he holds dual citizenship, but he is still a citizen of the UK.

John Barrowman is actually not American. He spent part of his childhood in Illinois, so he can easily speak with both a British and an American accent. He chooses to speak with a British accent when out of character, though.

A human. Her name’s Lady Cassandra.

Cassandra. She’s human.