Too many people confuse a cold with the flu. If you’re well enough to be hanging out in lifehacker I suspect it’s a cold.

I RARELY Gmail on my Chromebook/desktop, and do most of my emailing on my phone. What is very, very, VERY frustrating is the horrible search results the Gmail client gives me. I can delete a message (thus, sending it to the trash), and 30 seconds later search for a: the sender, b: the subject line, or c: some known…

More importantly, should you drink chocolate syrup from a water bottle?

If you are going to use a salad dressing bottle, use soap to clean out any residual oil, lest you get a mouthful of vinaigrette.

Are we just going to pretend that he was not obviously drinking booze?

Can the owners plz stop this shit and let the writers run this place. I really dont wanna have to find another group of websites to check 50 times a day during work. But they are really forcing my hand with this bullshit.

Well boys & girls, it looks like we’re in the endgame now.

Excellent questions! The answer to both is “They were successfully maintaining a veneer of plausibility.”

Why were they allowed to lay down for that long and why didn’t they keep laying down until the clock ran out?

How the spiked ball [c]ame about—after a play that ended with 21 seconds on the clock—is truly one of the low points of this NFL season.

The replay pretty clearly shows the K-State player blocking the OU player into the ball, so by rule that should be Sooners ball. But as with most things to do with replay, they look for one technical violation and ignore others. 

I just don’t understand the purpose of half of the things posted lately.

i don’t think most cats are going to become acclimated to water at any level.  dogs, yes.  cats, not so much.

Thanks, I missed that. Sadly, Cinderblock doesn’t seem like the acclimatizing type: more like the ‘have it my way or Fyou type’.

I don’t really think that the water is deep enough to offset gravity. Cinderblock’s ‘heft’ is still above the waterline. All this is doing upsetting her.

“THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANI...[realizes victim is of another species]...well, it’s got to be some kind of crime, at any rate.”

He was in poor health at 93 years old and Cinder took full advantage, gaining quite a bit of weight (as you can see!)

Well last time I took my cat, Sarge for a standard check up and shots (and a bath for some reason) they charged us $450 (50 for the bath we didnt ask for). So im gonna guess around $700,000.

What is Febtober?