Wow LeBron's new hair implants are really doing well. You could make the argument that it was worth it for him to miss the playoffs this season.

It doesn’t have to be involuntary to be exploitative. You are moving the goal posts. And the only motivation i can think of for doing so is that you are a bag of shit.

This had me on the floor

I assume they would have some solid cap space available if he left? Who would be a solid replacement that fits better with their system?

That’s fair. Iggy is pretty damn smart and funny. If someone were too pick one warrior to not hate, he's a logical choice.

Yeah nice screen cap, but if you watch the replay that’s where Iggy squeezes for a split second and lets go, the reason Lillard’s arm got there: he was shoving it into Iggy’s shoulder. This is a pretty misleading shot. 

Before the shot, 80 percent of the contact between the arms is initiated by Lillard. It’s a wash. During the shot, I can’t tell if there’s contact or if he got all ball. Watching the slo mo, it looks like less of a foul than it did in real time.

I prefer to look at it as: did Portland do anything to earn a shot on that play? Not really. A shot is not a birthright. Dully isolating with your most obvious player for a few seconds several feet beyond the three point line against their best two defender don't earn you a shot. This ain't the thunder.

I think they have a shot. The question is really: do you think the blazers have a chance in a five game series with the home court advantage?

I think he's elite.

I wonder the same thing after every U12 softball game I umpire.

If you’ve had a dislocated finger, it continues hurting for about a year. The first couple months the pain is enough that someone going for the ball in that hand would be akin to someone swinging their foot at your testicles. it’s definitely affecting his handles and rockets are wisely exploitng that weakness.

This is a totally garbage sentence that you completely made up.

I’m Perd Hapley.

If his shot goes cold that could be a problem. But right now he’s moving around so smoothly and getting open shots with ease. He doesn’t need much help.

No that’s not pedantic. that’s a pretty big fuckup you corrected. Thank you.

Gabe Fernandez makes word circus out of circus White Sox made out of Red Sox baserunning error.

You to her: you da real mvp

Impossible is tastier. Beyond is pretty good though. Not sure why you wouldn’t like it unless you were being picky. I got two of the freebies at Carl’s Jr today and they neglected to adequately cook the second one. :(

Gives "cleaning the glass" an unfortunate new meaning.