You may be funny, it you might not. But I’m never gonna find out because of the shit ass Shell ad before your video (that won’t even allow me to see how long it is without taking me to their double click website.) Fuck that noise.

I went a different direction with it. how about (riffing off the headline): I got a bidet, so when my Bowels combust, I let the Jets rip.

I’m sorry Randy Moss scarred you so terribly. I hope you recover soon. I’ll keep you in my prayers.

Yeah why could not this have happened to Duke or UNC or Arizona or Kentucky. As a number 1 seed, UVA is almost as adorable as UMBC.

Fool

Didya see the headless toddler....soooo good

“protecting men who aren’t even that special.”

I think you mean that’s ALMOST the real story.

Yeah he is making it worse. I had only vaguely remembered that last year’s ASG was bad and had totally forgotten who sang it. And I wasnt looking at the TV at the moment but had not noticed draymond laughing. Now I've heard the worst parts a couple of more times this week and yeah, it’s bad.

That’s not regression. (I assume they had at least one three game winning streak last year, right?)

Meh, I was amazed that he turned the roster over twice last season and still came out on top in the East. I believe he can reach the same quality of ceiling as last year. Which won't get you as far in the West, in fact, could get him bounced in the first round. But I expect this year's Lakers to be as good as last…

No matter who it was intended for, it was inaccurately delivered. A player would have had to be on the same side of the paint as lebron to catch that bullet.

Clearly has the front office chops to build a championship contender!

He's just trying to tell you that he needs a minute to catch his breath.

This is whataboutism you butthead.

Yes!! But the ref provides a semblance of justice on the field. When players feel they have been shafted that is when they try to impose their own justice. I'm just sharing how a hothead thinks.

Taunting is what makes players boil over. You act like a shit when the play is over and that’s what makes the safety not give a fuck about the score and try to decapitate you on the next play. Trust me I’m a hothead.

Damnit I wanted another tie

Getting lucky on one of my pause hits, it really looked to me like his toes were on the twelve (which doesn’t matter, just for reference) and the ball has just been released on the same side of the ten. Can’t be certain but I do think it was an illegal forward pass.

Parsing through the replay a few times it’s hard to tell exactly where winston released it, partly because he’s moving forward (fast) and in midair. But it looks like the ball is about at the ten when he released it, and appears to land about a football length in front of the ten. Then bounces forward (not sure what…