Black don’t crack.

Subs, hoagies, heros, or whatever you call them in your region of the country/planet are all stuck betwixt one piece of bread that has been split down the side exactly like a hot dog. If those are sandwiches, which they are, then a hot dog is also a sandwich as it falls under the same classification. And yes, hot dog…

There was never a debate because you people have your heads firmly stuck up your own assholes if you think a hot dog is not a sandwich.

And that somehow a gyro isn’t a sandwich. Of course it is.

It’s sad to see Chestnut’s keen mind slip as he gets older, as dementia is really the only acceptable explanation for thinking hot dogs aren’t sandwiches.

Yes, but is Joey Chestnut an expert?

No, a taco is a crooked nacho.

Flying Delta is not for the faint of heart!

Having a number in your name doesn’t make you something special. I just means that your family was too lazy to come up with a new name.

Never mistake pcp for Xanax.

Wrong: Florida Statue:

I thought she didn’t do politics.

I know I enjoy reading lots of fairy tales and whatnot, but I am so enraged by this that my only semi-coherent response to this is as follows: Burn the monarchy down to the ground.

When will we start calling out Black Hollywood/Entertainers for their part in ish like this? Here in the real world, you and I would check our white friends if they ever went there or, better yet, not even deal with white people who would do such a thing.

Our desire for white approval and acceptance allow for this foolishness to occur. Martha served time and hip hop sees criminality as earning one’s authenticity stripes. No one will see her as Paula Dean after this. Snoop will blow smoke about it and give crusty Becky a pass for her faux pas.

If she was in the intersection when the opposing light is green, she’s at fault for the crash. It doesn’t matter *why* just that you are. You don’t enter the box unless you know you can get out the other side before the light changes.