I like Beto (as a person) and I’ll gladly vote for him if he survives and clinches the D nomination, but not having an opinion on something as staggeringly significant as Brexit is Sarah Palin territory.

But doesn’t the entire article explains in detail precisely why Branigin does *not* think “fuck Candace Owens” should be moved to the top bold 18pt font underlined and in red?

Nothing says “I care more about money than I do about being good”

This is the type of content I relish. 

Bronxville isn’t really considered ‘upstate NY.’ It’s very close to Manhattan. It’s a small, very wealthy area filled with folks who commute daily to the city.

Yeah, if she had cornered someone and forced them to look at her naked while pressuring them to get naked that would be much worse...oh wait.

That trip was smooth and, of course, it was intentional.

But Christians believe that God had called them into a covenant relationship, or marriage, many thousands of years before this, when humanity has just begun.

there is no evidence they did know. Please provide me with concrete evidence he knew the video was hers?

Tim Donaghy, the NBA ref who explained in detail how he fixed games but the NBA and the Stern influenced FBI somehow concluded he didn’t, might get triggered if he watches these clips.

Wow. The proper cloth cotton at $125 made me chuckle, but then the $345 cotton-corduroy piece legitimately caused a double-take. However the $2800 shirt-jacket really made me think about the meaning of life.

Wow. The proper cloth cotton at $125 made me chuckle, but then the $345 cotton-corduroy piece legitimately caused a…

The person who has his legs crossed with a white dog laying on them, didn’t seem to react much.

We’re told they’re dangerous and bad for us, but good god they’re so much more appealing than the boneless, skinless chicken breast in the letterman jacket.

Unless they had people dressed up as slaves around them, how could you make the leap to “slave owner”?

She could have offered the cotton to the white children

‘That kid is brave’ is the 2019 Kinja take that we deserve. 

This has very little to do with a random kid tapping an adult twice who is in the middle of a competitive game, and saying who knows what.

Yet someone you think it’s too scary for an 18 year old to play overseas, but it’s just fine for him to play all over the U.S.

Given his look in the picture, they could have saved time and money on the dialect coach by hiring Simon Pegg instead.

It’s really starting to get to me how this site can keep writing just enough great and insightful articles to keep me checking it out and then publishing stuff like this which doesn’t matter at all.