Instead of saying, “Good luck with that, Rick, but I need to get off the phone because I’m quite busy,” Woj produced this article detailing Pitino’s desires.

White nationalism has generally been on the decline, especially since the Democrats expunged most of it with the signing of the Civil Rights Act.

Joe Girardi might be the next manager of the Dodgers.

Um, no poop story? Hello?

What product is he promoting?

It really is fascinating that Josh, being interviewed while on his plush couch with a luxurious rug on his head, thought that taunting an elite trash talker with the childish “if he was a real man” thing would NOT backfire.

Reporter: “So he never reached out...”

Yes, it was “tax evasion,” but the real question is whether it was legitimate tax evasion.

This was a fun read. Adding Youtube clip really helps.

However, the prospect of accompanying her mushroom-dicked husband across the country is just one indignity too much. I get that.

Well that was truly wild.

Who are the two guys in the lead picture? Is one of them Edens?

That’s it. That’s the list. Honestly, I should add Shaq to it.

Nobody actually took her seriously up here except for a few nutbar fans.

That gentleman seems to be using the handheld massager incorrectly.

That gentleman seems to be using the handheld massager incorrectly.

Does Gruden make it through all of next season and then accept a $30 million check from some Las Vegas whale to walk away?

There is no such thing as “civil charges” in the American system. Civil procedure and criminal procedure are distinct in the United States.

Flea’s little soliloquy was actually all kinds of beautiful.

What a terrible human being Carruth is.

No it’s not s/ from him. That guy ‘Grain’ is one of those.