perfection.

They are precious!

Thought it was gonna be dumb in person. Turns out the sun being 94 million miles away means it’s not impressive to the non-optically-enhanced eye.

I think many of my comments have been talking back to the recorded voice that says ‘your call is important to us’. No it’s not, if it was I wouldn’t be on hold listening to a recording.

that would be WAY better. the audio quality of the music isn’t even good. how is that still a thing!?

Yes indeed. It simply mutes the customer service reps line, but you are still live with them. They can hear you, and you hear nothing.

That is correct! My call center encouraged extended hold times and extended call times to avoid what was known as “call-wrap” (I worked at a medical office and had to order refills, message providers, put together registration packets, etc).

Yup. Breitbart has been in “dire warnings to trump” mode for weeks.

I work for a very very, very large manufacturing company. Some workers are upstairs in an office environment, and of course the others are downstairs on the shop floor getting their hands dirty. Seeing a guy upstairs wearing shorts and a polo is way more acceptable than seeing a guy downstairs wearing sweatpants.…

But that’s like not wanting your partner to see your vagina... If you are having see you want them to see all the naughty bits no?

I kind of wonder what is a likeable and an unlikeable butt hole?

Huzzah

“I would leave my wife without a husband, my children without a daddy, rather than kneel to the very forces of evil that I have so long stood against,” so I expect him to jump off a cliff any minute now....

Looks to me like it was a combination of the drone in spokes (slo-mo shows it clearly between wheel and downtube) and him going too hard on front brake. Dude should have immediately gone full back brake and shifted weight rearward. He didn’t. Easy for me to say from my desk, but that guy reacted like a newb.

You get a tax, you get a tax, everyone gets a tax!

You get a tax, you get a tax, everyone gets a tax!

You know god damn well when he fired that truck up, and that big diesel engine started humming, those hog jowls were jiggling like a fat stripper’s ass cheeks.

Jesus, guy... Fucking relax.

Jesus, guy... Fucking relax.

Let me guess......Caps fan? Rangers fan? Flyers fan? How many times have the Pens knocked your team out of the playoffs?

Existential-Dreadhacker

Best cartoon ever.