Just ask these guys, I’m sure they have spares.

10/10 would lol again.

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“Here is President Trump with a Trumpcare beneficiary.”

Maybe he just didn’t understand what “wherewithal” means? 

Good thing that texting isn’t one of our amendments...

Jeopardy works by giving answers and then contestants responding with the question. You ended by asking a question and answering with a question.

Woodwick is great, they had a factory outlet in the small Virginia town where they make their candles. Can’t beat a huge yankee-candle-quality candle that is $5 because the wick isn’t completely perpendicular.

Woodwick is great, they had a factory outlet in the small Virginia town where they make their candles. Can’t beat a…

This is why I correct people when they call southerners “rednecks” a redneck is a farmer, this kid, like most of them, is white trash.

The elevation and orientation change with burpees will make you puke. Wall balls just destroy your legs, and maybe fingers...

Maybe we could just ask them?

I’m surprised she’s not like a grossly unqualified dog groomer or college softball coach.

97 in 7 minutes, chest to ground. This was a Crossfit Open event a few years ago.

Don’t forget the RoI Meta “The Clever Dragon”

Good job using “should” and “may” you dumbshits. Whatever their goal or intention, leaving wiggle-room in a document like this is grounds for a paddlin’

I won’t hold it against you.

You said Jagoffs, normally that’s a clear indicator someone is a Pittsburgher.

Pittsburgh?

I just actively try to not be an asshole in general and treat each person as a person, why is this hard for people?

I don’t think anyone is trying to hamstring the range enthusiast...

TL;DR - There are 7 billion people on Earth. Some percentage are going to be the worst shitbags you could imagine.