This is what I tried to type, me not being an English teacher, that is.
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If you want to make the argument SCUBA should be uh-bah rather than oo-buh, sure, fine by me, let’s start the campaign.
That’s how consistency works. But if you want I can also use the argument “Unless you say Jift for Gift GTFO” and that’s GET the fuck out, not JET the fuck out... would that make you feel better?
Unless you pronounce GUI as JEWWY, get the fuck outta here with your JIF nonsense.
The next step after the voice training is to abandon your normal name for some ridiculous bullshit name like Sprince Arbogast or Abe Beeson.
People need to stop making double breasted jackets happen again. Their time is over.
“And worst of all, you’re not allowed a full-sized carry-on bag unless you’re a MileagePlus Premier member.”
Isn’t this as simple as signing up on the website? I don’t see a status level requirement.
Yeah except a class costs $2k and lasts 6 weeks. A kid costs like $500k and lasts 18 (really more like 25) years.
Take an online class while working full time. Problem solved...
We all know 96 key is the proper layout.
Have you never come across (pun intended) someone who was self conscious about their naughty bits? Too much of this too little of that, too pink, too brown not pink enough, etc... And on the other side, wiener too small, shaped weird, curves left, curves right, turtle neck, no turtleneck, big head, small head....
My Labrador has a pretty unlikable butthole. I think it’s just a general feeling.
“To be frank—I don’t care if someone does or does not like my butthole.”
I don’t buy this for a single second, as a self-conscious species we care if someone does or does not like every single part of us. Which is why people wear makeup, get hair plugs, shave things, dress to disguise perceived body flaws, go to the…
Totally the same as someone opening a door with a knife in their hand, a foot away from you. (That was sarcasm btw)
An argument is there to be made, just make it with apples to apples comparisons.
Coming in last place in Mario Kart is not “Playing video games.”
“Fish, for me, is an eating out food.”
Fuck settings. Solve the static problem, then I’ll buy whatever they sell.
Fuck settings. Solve the static problem, then I’ll buy whatever they sell.
Finding someone to successfully spend your life with is like finding a needle in a haystack. When you refine that search to include a less common ideal, it’s like finding an 18 gauge needle in the 20 gauge needle stack.
Hey now, brown people is brown people, we can’t have nuna that. Yeehaw Fake News.