Anytime you have house guests, make them scratch biscuits and sausage gravy.
Then you’ll get texts like this, which was this Saturday.

Forever a joke.

I haven’t found a solution but I’m looking into the same problem. Closest I’ve come is looking into buying a black polycarbonate sheet http://www.eplastics.com/Plastic/black_and_white_black_polycarbonate-_sheet/PCBLK0-060AM24X48 then cutting it to the size I want, and affixing some kind of rubber coating to the…

I haven’t found a solution but I’m looking into the same problem. Closest I’ve come is looking into buying a black…

I wonder why they decided against it

“The Blue Jackets are down 2-0 to the Penguins in the opening round of the playoffs” 

Or maybe it was the 3 points Friday night?

Should it bother me as much as it does, that the batter didn’t even check on the guy?

Totally, unless they do scientific testing, it’s all subjective.

Totally, unless they do scientific testing, it’s all subjective.

“Could” I was just pointing out that subjective people can be stupid, and best is quite the definitive label.

“Could” I was just pointing out that subjective people can be stupid, and best is quite the definitive label.

Not “Best” rather “Reader Favorite.” We could all be idiots and that thing could be a piece of shit.

Not “Best” rather “Reader Favorite.” We could all be idiots and that thing could be a piece of shit.

Fortnite Alpha on PC. Maybe some Destiny with some RL buddies.

“Donald Trump quietly signed legislation”

Come on we know that’s not the case with that blowhard... 

When your defense against being bumped from a flight is “I am a doctor with patients who need me” your ass better be a doctor with patients who need you...

This is going to be my go to defense for when things aren’t going my way.

I think I’m going to pick up the PC version of No Man’s Sky for $30.

He also wrote it for his brother who is gay, who felt like “his people” went unrepresented in as the focal point in Hollywood.

I’m getting married in September and 1/2 of the guests are literally travelling across the country to come. Attendance is gift enough from these people.

Stop portraying Millennials as 23 year olds. 

And then they lost it all with that goddamn hood on the Grandmaster Feline armor.

Aukey with fake blue switches.

Don’t worry, Donald is going to talk to Boeing about reducing the cost.