I had to wear braces between the ages of 29 and 32 because my teeth were all over the place. I think that by that point I had literally lost the muscle memory for what a normal smile should look like, since my first priority when I felt like smiling in public was hiding my teeth from the eyes of the world. And yes,…

He IS getting a little too old to be the love interest. These days he’s better suited to play the role of a witch.

No one should be tweeting about anything

He needs to lighten up and learn to take a compliment, most men would love to be getting this kind of attention.

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There’s def. some equal-opportunity desire happening, lol.

His ass?

“... most people can get behind Henry Cavill.”

He should smile more, and learn to take a joke

Henry Cavil is in the rare position of being both loved by the women of the world (because he’s handsome and ripped and British) and the nerds of the world (who normally loathe the handsome and ripped and British) because he’s a gamer and a PC gamer at that (and Warhammer nerd on top of that). 

As a not handsome man, I resent that strangers (mostly but certainly not exclusively women) tell me to smile all the time.

I think EmptyBox meant that you should look like your driver’s license photo when the cop pulls you over. There’s a similar stoner suggestion to get high before you take your driver’s license photo so you can claim that you just have bloodshot eyes.

I watched the clip, whoa Gal Gadot. I understand maybe some cultural differences in touching maybe? But keep it in your pants lady.

Once I was told they needed to redo my driver’s license photo because I looked too angry.

As a not handsome man, I resent that strangers (mostly but certainly not exclusively women) tell me to smile all the time. Not only does it make me uncomfortable and occasionally angry, but I feel bad complaining about it cos it happens to other people far more. Bah.

He should smile more. He’d be more attractive if he smiled.

Wait. Is this about his body size or penis size or his looks? This whole article is confusing. 

To Henry Cavill: Welcome to the world of literally every woman.

I’ve been stalking him and telling him he looks like a rotting mackerel but that seems to make him uncomfortable too. You can’t win with this guy!