About as believable as Andrea from 90210.

Every time this movie comes up, I will voice how fuckin old this guy looks. I'm just saying, I will not be able to watch this movie without being constantly taken out of the plot worried that he is going to break a hip or a need a walker. (Hyperbole aside, not even super seniors in my high school looked that manly).

Man. Stories like this are why it always gets me when people say things like, "Society is going downhill! People are so TERRIBLE to each other nowadays! What happened to the good old days?" There were no "good old days." Not ever. People have always just been awful, and it was easier to hide it.

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celebrates her lesbianism and 'marriage' in between appearances of guests like Taylor Swift to attract young girls.

I am an Old, and Southern, and a mother: basically a demographic that would be expected to be offended by the website. Instead, I am grateful for any depiction of a woman's body in which the body is depicted as belonging to HER, not to someone else - do you know what I mean? The normalization of what actual women ac…

Hey, whoa, that's actually fabulous.

I don't think I have ever laughed as hard at anything on television as I did the first time I saw the clip above from "The Comeback Kid" with Leslie and Co walking out on that ice and then trying to get up on that stand.

Because alliteration is an amazing affectation always.

For reference, Margaret Cho as Kim Jong Il in 30 Rock. And it was hilarious.

I expect this to happen at least every time I go to a Pita Pit.

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

LOOK AT THAT HAPPY GRIN YAYYYY (photo in the linked article)

This woman and the online seller are fucking lucky I live in the United States and can't reach them, because the rage I feel would bring out my She-Hulk and I would end them both in a HulkSmash for the ages.

Rayner said she panicked as she had to get to the last train to Aberdeen with her daughter, who suffers from asthma.

Yeah no Rayner. Shut the fuck up. You do not abandon animals at a fucking train station. Oh my god I am raging so hard right now at her utter failure as a human being.

If there is anything more despicable and cowardly than this...grown men too pussy to go to their own deaths they have to send a baby to do their mass murder for them. I fucking hope there's a god and I fucking hope there's a hell and I fucking hope they burn in it forever

I have had my Paragard for NINE YEARS THIS MONTH. I got it from a nice woman at Planned Parenthood who said, "Cough," and then grabbed my cervix with a torture device called a tenaculum and then she shoved that copper-wrapped sperm-destroyer up in there and based on my screaming I think the girls in the waiting room…