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So glad this season is over. It was entertaining, and I kept up with all of them. But when my tradition for watching AHS season 3 is "hey let's wind down, drink some wine, and watch the most recent episode cause it should be funny", it's lost what made AHS my favorite show in the first place. Season 1 was hands down…

The idea that Cordelia was the next Supreme was not out of nowhere. It was telegraphed in the pilot where Fiona chastised her for never "embracing her powers" and the image in the intro when Sarah Paulson's name comes up is Santa Muerta, the Lady of the Seven Powers. While clumsily handled, an underlying story of…

But there were some great lines:

I've seen several comments on how the author's story is sketchy because of how many diseases she had... I'm 50 and I've had measles, mumps, rubella, whooping cough, chicken pox, and strep (scarletina/scarlet fever).

Even though I reuse plastic bags as trash bags I am always replenishing my supply at what seems to be an even rate. Because of this, I now have approximately 4,723,890,201 bags in my house. I am willing to send them all to Los Angeles so that it will not be overrun with dog poop. I'm a giver that way.

On a related note, watch this immediately.

um, you people know it's a joke, right? he didn't really drug and rape any elves. jesus fucking christ i can't handle the amount of self-righteous earnestness in the jezebel comments section. i don't know why i keep coming back and reading this crap and torturing myself this way. i think i'm a hate-reading masochist.

Or you could just hire a one-armed man to teach them a lesson

Yelling is a no. Spanking is a BIG NO!
Luckily sedation is still very much accepted.

The real story here is the increasing inability of teens (and adults, it's true of everyone) to process, understand, or talk about something if it doesn't happen online. Say what you will about the importance of social media and the increasing connectedness of people due to the internet and yada yada yada, kids are…

At my funeral, the only acceptable clothing will be lace. All lace. Nothing but. Well, maybe some tulle.

pfft... or gone HORRIBLY AWESOME.

Grimes and 2 Chainz wore the same pants. It's pretty cute.

First!

I think we should make a habit of insulting people by saying they are "creating juice with no soul!"

18 y/o man and 15 y/o girl doesn't creep me out. Where I'm from that's legal.

I would sincerely PLEAD for everyone to please go to the Reddit subreddit community /r/aBraThatfits. They have this amazing measuring guide in the sidebar/FAQs that will tell you how to size yourself. I have gone to a small specialty (highly-rated on Yelp) shop in NYC that sized me incorrectly because the woman there…