Thank you, Laura, for giving me a podium on which to talk about poo. I LOVE IT!*

Whatever, you guys. I've been eating mostly paleo and I'm having a great time. I don't have any real or pseudo science facts to mention other than 1. it's tasty. 2. I've lost weight (on purpose) 3. I would rather eat a gajillion cups of vegetables than a slice of bread.