Montreal!

YES. OMG. Ladies, if you're in Canada, they sell them at Shoppers for 17$ a pair.

" Ability to not be dumbstruck in the presence of close friend Tilda required."

Dame Judi Dench, please live forever.

Ha! My boyfriend gets this haircut from a salon called Lesbian Haircuts For Anyone.

Most definitely hotter. I didn't spend my teenage years with a crush on a cartoon for him to end up looking so ... I don't know. Not-as-hot-as-I-hoped.

I think Manhattan was his most successful movie (but I'm too lazy to check) but I have read that it's the movie Woody Allen likes the least of of his filmography (which is quite large). I thought it was very bland and I'm usually a huge fan of his.

In totally superficial news I am in love with Kristen Wiig for her smoking hot bod. OMG.

"I know this customer," she said. "I know what they want."

Indeed! The trick to non-physical discipline is CONSISTENCE. If you don't set boundaries and KEEP THEM you will most likely end up with a bratty child. I see it all the time at the daycare where I volunteer -

"Satirical website Christwire.org"

You can get all sorts of unfortunate things happening down below from too tight clothes. This is why I don't wear pants. Ladies you gotta pick the right size of panty hose! You can also cut out the fabric-y crotch bit to release pressure on yo' treasure.

I think I have a new crush. <3

I'm in Quebec and my mother never changed her last name (married twice once in the 70s, then in the 80s). In fact all the ladies in my family kept their names.

Blue eyes pffft. I want green eyes! My mom had gorgeous green eyes, I got stuck with the most boring shade of brown.

yeah, pretty much. My inner cybergoth is pretty damn excited.

Urgh yesss. I want to give that baby a hug so badly!

I am pointing the finger at you all, and judging you.

Ummm I tried on the XL disco pants 6 months ago! Did I dream this? (I didn't. I am between sizes at AA anyway, XL was too big, L too small. F you too, AA!)

I use sweet almond oil to moisturize my face (and legs after I shave), I mix it with a few drops of lavender oil. It is the best stuff, doesn't make me smell like salad like olive oil does. This winter I'm gonna try coconut oil, I think. I do use Burt's Bees Milk & Honey lotion when I'm in a hurry, or if I want to…