Well, one is generally raised in cramped and inhumane conditions where it leads a short, miserable and unhealthy life until it is painfully slaughtered for your dinner and culinary enjoyment.

We didn't claw our way to the top of the food chain to take shit from some asshole geese.

It's very nice that you found an environment in which you are happy, but I do wish people would stop deferring to evolution every single time. The people who write books and push the idea that humans "evolved" or "didn't evolve" to be monogamous or play football or drive a Toyota Cressida do so with very flimsy…

Mayo is the devil's condiment.

is that just because you put ranch dressing in it instead?

I like my Irish Coffee with whiskey AND Bailey's. Come at me, non-alcoholics!

The only coffee I can suffer is eating tiramisu.

That Trefoils is in the top three—ahead of Tagalongs, no less—is a goddamn travesty and I am ashamed to work here.

Nope.

THIS IS THE ONE

And then at some point one of my friends is away from the table for a bit, and the manager comes over and tells him to quit screwing around and get back to work.

Hi All, I'm the Drag Queen server and if you have any questions just ask. But I would like to reply to the gentleman who said I was extorting money from them. We get paid an hourly wage that's waaay below minimum something like $3 an hour. Tips are how I make my money period. I asked for $10, this after they had 6…

Please stay in the Netherlands, then. Preferably in your house and nowhere near a restaurant.

The thing is, the entire system is tipping is totally effed in that it gives customers the ability to randomly decide whether that server earns a living wage or not, and that should not be the case. 15% is the minimum that gets that person's hourly wage up to something even remotely decent. How would you like it if…

The barley hull is not a problem an in some cases useful. The grain is milled and the hulls form a sort of filter that keeps the leftover solids from passing into the boil kettle (in a lot of homebrew setups).

It takes a lot of work to pee in that many bottles, damnit.

Harder because they have to stop and do push ups and chest bumps every couple minutes to make sure their still manly and tough.

It was the media and the Sox brass who ran Tito out of town. People still love him here. Don't come back you loser.

Like Andrew Luck?