I cannot believe you recommended a Lwaxana episode

At first it seemed like you were taking pleasure in other people’s misfortunes but *plot twist* you are clearly a masochist.

Yard Goats are wrong here. A four-pitcher no-hitter is not a No-Hitter.

He honed a skill through more than a decade of tireless work, and became one of the best in the world in an incredibly competitive field. When on the cusp of seeing all of his effort pay off, his body broke down and he became a public laughingstock.

Some of y’all just need to calm the fuck down about spoilers. What did you think he was just gonna be stuck in the quantum realm the whole fucking time? It’s not a spoiler to show that something that obviously was going to happen happened. Same with the Tony thing. Oh yeah they’re going to build up this whole heroic…

Her court case was exclusively dedicated to demonizing minorities as inferior and unqualified as part of a campaign of organized, well-funded racism. You’re booing the wrong person.

Is that the Philly homer line now, that Hinkie in his infinite wisdom wouldn’t have taken the consensus #1 best player at the time if he had an opportunity to get the #1 pick? After all, he was well-known for his ability to sniff out which draft picks would have recurrent long-term injuries.

You’re really not tbh

So Brave!

Wow all the whiny little bitches and haters all in one place. How convenient. 5 Super Bowl Titles and GOAT. Enough Said. deal with it you whining excuse making little girl wannabes. YOUR team sucks. New England is a proven Dynasty and best NFL has ever seen. Your Patriot and Brady envy is rotting what little brains you…

No. You were not clear. And I understand perfectly what you’re saying, even though you’re tapdancing like Fred-Fucking-Astaire. You are saying that you think that Farrow should not have reported on Weinstein because he has money. Money that he gives to Democrats. Therefore Farrow is somehow complicit in Trump because,…

she’s an awful person but that doesn’t make slut-shaming ok.

Read: Gizmodo Media Group will have to pick a different, less fucking annoying advertising strategy.

GODDAMNIT, WOULD SOMEBODY JUST SLIT THE THROAT OF THAT DUMB, IMBECILE, SANSA, PLEASE? Has that fucker learnt nothing? No, you stupid spoiled idiot, it’s not that you can’t question your brother - even if your point is beyond stupid, as it was -, just try to not do it in front of the very houses he is trying to keep…

Best way to avoid accidents with guns... don’t have guns.

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

Trump did better among higher income voters and Clinton did better among lower income voters. Trump voters will do very well if inequality increases.

Except for the duskier hued voters - they didn’t vote for him and they’ll get super screwed

I fixed it for you. His role in Game of Thrones was pretty forgettable.

Not to mention the wierdest wtf in the mirror universe where the hologram character is a real person (who dies very quickly).