After reading the title and author, I was worried this story would somehow be about food. It's still pretty gross though.

I'm a barista at a very quality-focused cafe in Seattle.

No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that a WHITE employee would likely not have a hostile work environment claim if the employer calls customers the n-word and the white employee hears it. The workers in question here aren't Asian, as you would have seen if you did the world a favor and actually read, well,…

The worst thing is, the employees probably really don't have any claim under discrimination laws. Our current case law is so biased against employees with discrimination claims that what happened here probably isn't enough (unless there's more in the complaint that's not in the NY Post article, which is certainly…

Doughfucker.

To be fair, it's about as worksafe as you could possibly expect from an article titled "Here are some . . . stories involving penises."

When I served in the Navy, actually on a ship, I witnessed the unspeakable.

Nope— James Carmichael says brewer's yeast, which is not the same as nutritional yeast, and the article lena dunhams boobs links to says it's apparently a thing to serve brewer's yeast on popcorn in the Midwest. I've tasted brewer's yeast before, and stand by my opinion that it is gross, and even grosser than…

That's nutritional yeast, though. Brewer's yeast doesn't have the same cheesy flavor.

Yeah, I meant even grosser than "nutritional" yeast, not "traditional" yeast, but I'm too dumb to figure out how to edit my post.

When I saw this headline after last week's stories, I was sort of hoping for a story about somebody actually eating the gratuity.

When I was in Europe, selling monogrammed thermoses, THEY would cook my steaks for me until it was tender, no matter how long it took. Americans are so lazy sometimes.

Yet even knowing that you're eating beetle butt doesn't make candy corn any more disgusting.

omg ubertrout will have to stop eating all that candy corn, it might be dyed with bugs!!

I also don't care about any of it — you can't make me eat insects under any circumstances.

When Cha engaged the restaurant on Twitter,** their initial response was to apologize but make excuses: the hostess was at the host stand trying to figure out the pronunciation of a guest's name. Obviously that isn't what happened (if you need me to tell you why, you're on the wrong website, AND ALSO FUCK YOU, YOU…

I knew you were saving something good for us after that post with all those silly nice stories two weeks ago.

Black beans also look way too much like very large rat droppings. Not fun finding one of those when you're cleaning your kitchen floor and wondering if it's a dried bean or a dried rodent turd.

Am I the only one who was sort of hoping the title was sarcastic and these would really be the worst customer stories ever, the ones that Colin is saving for that special BCO day?

Our welfare programs such as SNAP and TANF are a tiny pittance compared to the welfare we give rich white men in McLean via defense contracts and the massive surveillance state. But it's not like the government is any different from any other social institution— every other major institution in this country also…