Thanks!

Move over 7th grade science fair "participation award!"

Wonder if that is gov't property. If it is, regardless of whether its a typo or satire, it's illegal.

Hold your heads high, Olympia Snowe, Susan Collins, Kelly Ayote, Kay Bailey Hutchinson, and Lisa Murkowski.

Haha. Thanks. I think it's responsible for 90% of my hearts. Also, if you really want to nomincate for COTD, the link to the post has to be posted at [jezebel.com].

You are! However, apparently if you want to actually nominated for COTD, the link to the post has to be posted at [jezebel.com].

Thank you kindly. However, apparently if you want to actually nominated for COTD, the link to the post has to be posted at [jezebel.com].

Walker 1912!!!

I just sent it to the AFL-CIO

In honor of Election Day in Wisconsin, I bring you "Recall Me Maybe"

I imagine that Madonna herself is no stranger to strategic and precise incisions on her own face.

I love that she stood up for herself, but I really wish Nicki Minaj would eat a bag of talent.

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How long must I wait for someone to splice together a remix of Scott Walker singing, "Recall Me Maybe!?!??!?!?!?!!?"

Way to ruin the first five minutes of 28 Tweens Later.

You all are treating the disease instead of looking for a cure. Why are we even allowing active duty women to get pregnant in the first place? I mean, talk about unprofessional!

No. Absolutely not.

My mom didn't understand it. I (a dude) was damn sure not going to explain it to her.

I contemplated writing a response about how as a Jew (with a name as absurd and possibly offensive as Labia Menorah) how abhorrent this story is but I worried no one would get my sarcasm.

Make no mistake. Damn near every church makes quite literal endorsements from the pulpit. Both sides ignore it because it's not a fight worth fighting for either side.