Suck on that, Jenny McCarthy.

Edit fail...

That baby is not mine. The fetus looks nothing like me.

Real leaders just embrace it when depicted half-nude.

Yeah, I actually read about the US Olympic officials give their athletes condoms in their welcome kits. Like, literally, it's just expected that they're all going to go at it like rabbits

Happy Thursday! You get a heart!

Does anyone else think Siri looks like the Svedka robots?

I've been vaccinated against finding Jenny McCarthy sexy.

Wait, Josh Hutcherson is a teenager, right? A teenager just bought a $3 mil house. I'm worthless.

Am I the only one who immediately needed to hear this song upon seeing that dingbat's sign?

I love you. Although, in this case, isn't Allred technically the breast speaker? Also, I was tempted to reply with a Sam I Am-esque rebuttal about all the places I wouldn't motor boat her, but I need to get back to work. =-)

Maybe it's the lorax?

Farmville is to using internet as The NY Post is to obtaining knowledge.

No. There is one specific one I think. Some mythical female character...

I think it reveals that they'll waste endless time on mindless bullshit. Even if you're forced to stare at a computer all day and kill time, there is so much good shit out there to read. Farmville and the like are the opiates of the Facebook masses.

Can someone please help me figure out which Dr. Seuss character the plaintiff reminds me of?!!??!

Every bit as revealing as people's racist Facebooking: Farmville. Instant removal from my friend list and 3-D life.

I was seriously surprised by the "food drops". So magnanimous of him to feed the prisoners of his morality prison.

You obviously have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about.

Those stock images don't look anything like my mom.