A man or woman with a certain Pedigree, will appreciate this joke.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Look, I knew this would be an unpopular opinion on here. Harvard is neither the government, nor the workers’ daddy. It is not Harvard’s responsibility to care for the workers when they do not have any work for them to perform. That’s not employment, that’s charity. I live in a cold weather state, I wouldn’t get a job…

It’s a lot when put in the context of how much these people are paid at every other college in America. See, it’s called a market. And these people are asking well above the market price.

Being a Knicks fan must be tough.

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

Everything looks bigger in zero g

My hound is also named Bortan.

That new Pokémon Go update is realistic as hell.

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

Little known exception in PA is that if the owner finds you and you’ve already disposed the item, you’re obliged to give him 10 pounds of scrapple.

That one’s a real danpemic

The truth from the Bible is what changed me from my old ways.

Considering it’s Maryland, we should probably just be thankful they’re no longer using eight-balls.

Sage Northcutt: I’m always happy!!

The panel of a Colonel Sanders pushing a black man out of his way, demanding satisfaction is basically America in a single panel.

Yes

Any bar that has Steelers fans in it is a bar ruined.

Yeah, I’m not trying to make it illegal, I just find it to be ... odd, to say the least. It’s a strange thing to get excited about.