A man or woman with a certain Pedigree, will appreciate this joke.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

I’m hoping for two things:

It has nothing to do with that. I’m fine with them posting this. I’m not fine with the tone. They are doing this to demean him as if him looking at porn or agreeing with the jury while calling Zimmerman a “shit bag” is something bad. Read the headline.

Aww, I find him rather aware and sympathetic. Take this comment, for instance, while responding to someone posting about how “My ex told me I was disgusting after rape” this is what he said:

Dude is enjoying his 15 minutes, and you decide to put him on blast for relatively innocuous comments?

Look, I knew this would be an unpopular opinion on here. Harvard is neither the government, nor the workers’ daddy. It is not Harvard’s responsibility to care for the workers when they do not have any work for them to perform. That’s not employment, that’s charity. I live in a cold weather state, I wouldn’t get a job…

It’s a lot when put in the context of how much these people are paid at every other college in America. See, it’s called a market. And these people are asking well above the market price.

Being a Knicks fan must be tough.

Wow- nailed it.

You guys realize you’re the new Moral Majority, right?

*eyeroll gif*

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

Everything looks bigger in zero g

My hound is also named Bortan.

That new Pokémon Go update is realistic as hell.

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

Little known exception in PA is that if the owner finds you and you’ve already disposed the item, you’re obliged to give him 10 pounds of scrapple.

No. No one can. Because every scientific study ever done shows absolutely no difference one way or the other. You know... aside from the increased chance that you or your kids will get violently ill or die from one of them.