Kim K has actually done horrible things (and still does) and the fact that people return to the fact that she made a sex tape as the “real bad thing” that must always be brought up is eye roll worthy.

How in the hell does voluntarily having sex with one’s partner (even if for the world to see) equal the level of embrassment that is having Kanye (who may actually hate black people AND women) as a husband?

He assaulted her... but she paid him hush money? How does that work?

Wow. That is so much fucking worse. So, do we all need your permission to find a good reason to have sex? Have you ever watched porn? You can only enjoy it if the women in it are exploited? You can’t enjoy it if the women in them are successful from the thing everyone enjoys watching? Because God forbid they don’t…

How could Kanye be bad for the brand of someone who got famous from a sex tape?

Jesus H. Christ, how about a trigger warning.

Twice in my life I have caught a bat in a hat in a house.

‘The Trump administration has sued California for restoring net neutrality after the FCC struck it down last year.’

“If you listen carefully... you can practically hear the sounds of the Democrats moving the goal posts.” - Mitch McConnell

I’m not super convinced white women will even remember this in 6 weeks much less buck against how their husbands tell them to vote.

But I’ll be happy if they prove me wrong.

We need Terry Crews!

Corker seemed to get frustrated, telling them: “Look, I know this is enjoyable to y’all,”

This administration has a victim complex. They’re always the @#%!ing victim of something, victim of mainstream media, victim of magical Democrat conspiracies (LOL), victim of conspiring women to say they’ve been molested in some way by (xxx), victim of ‘low IQ people’, victim of ‘bad deals’ by Obama/previous…

bat-shit crazy

This is great, but I’d also love to see some big, burly dudes all up in these weasels’ personal spaces asking the same questions while leaning in a vaguely menacing fashion. We must have some of those on our side too, no?

Can we seriously instill an age limit for our elected officials? If you’re old enough to legally retire, then retire bitch. Seeing dusty old guys like McConnell and Corker flapping their jowls about shit they’re clearly clueless about fills me with an unhealthy rage 

But those rules don’t apply to her. She goes to Church.

people who give hickeys sorta suck.

Jesus. The senile old goat thought she said, “I’m not thinking, Mr. President,” when she actually said, “I’m not. Thank you, Mr. President.” As in, I’m not surprised that you picked me. What a fucking moron he is.