“You should smile more.”

A Washington state nurse coached me into and through a vaginal delivery when the doctor had given up and started talking about the need for a c section. She turned me on my side and baby was out in like 5 pushes.

As much as I despise social media, I have to say it does serve a useful purpose as a honeypot for morons, racists, and dipshits of all stripes to eagerly and willingly let the world know exactly what—not who—they really are.

You’re welcome!

It was karmic retribution to be reincarnated as Jewish but he was too much of a piece of shit and just ran with it.

Pretty much.

It is good that Sansa is still able to be sex-positive after her many traumatic experiences 

No other country ever had a 9/11

It is time we stop singing any patriotic songs at sports games. No other country sings their national anthem before every single (non-international) sporting event no matter how inconsequential. God Bless America during the 7th inning stretch just plain sucks.  

The dragons like him and he can ride them easily due to his Targaryen bloodline. They’ve been telegraphing that blatantly since the last season so I didn’t find it that big of a leap.

My dog likes to lay on his dog bed and watch Nascar with me.  In my mind, he’s imagining me behind the wheel and him with his head out the passenger window at 200 MPH. In reality, he’s probably just thinking about licking himself.

My dog just left my office after farting, staring his asshole for a minute and went to the den where he promptly passed out on his dog bed. Fucker.

This wasn’t merely “live-streamed” here in LA. This went luve on all the major tv; it pre-empted regular programming on KCBS, KNBC, and KABC and FOX11 (all four national networks’ LA flagship stations).

How to investigate lying republicans.

“Eh, it’s a living”

Glad you pointed out #2. See a lot of people talking about DC cherry blossoms here. Maybe nature would be easy to protect if states didn't basically advertise it as a tourist attraction? 

Also, how are they so sure that his mother was not, herself, murdered? 

I’m putting Tishy on the same level as David S. Pumpkins.

Cheques gave me such life. You think it would have packed the same dramatic punch on The Young and the Restless 25 years ago if Jill Abbott would have Venmo'd her husband's mistress and housekeeper $100,000 to leave Genoa City? I THINK NOT.