Confession time. I’m a Washington Post and Slate troll, but not that kind. I look at it like this: these guys don’t care and/or don’t want to hear facts, figures, arguments, etc. There’s no mind changing. So I have a little fun instead.

Turning Point’s Ben Shapiro

Melissa/Sean GIF party

Seriously, there’s nothing “caviar” about his lifestyle. It’s the typical small-to-mid-sized-city/suburban crappy corporate job existence. It’s crappy chain restaurant problems. He’d probably be making maybe $40-50k today.

Barney Miller, another good workplace comedy.

I can’t wait...

That’s pretty much what he said during his his divorce - that he’s playing a character & he doesn’t really believe what he says.

I hope he gets sued out of existence. He should also have to make a public statement saying, “I’m full of shit and said this shit to make money off idiots, no matter who it affected.” That, but more lawyerly. 

“I didn’t see color as a young boy and I honestly don’t see color now” —Howard Schultz

I agree with you on most of this, but the world doesn't really need any more Mandy Moore music. 

Slap a B in front of his name as the ultimate fuck you.

Elliot Abrams is one of biggest monsters that walks free on this Earth.  We are an evil nation to make him part of our government.   Thank you Rep. Omar for this.   She’s braver than anyone else in Congress.  

Welcome to Boreanaz House!

1. Weird, mean flex.

You know, I don’t smile a lot either, but it’s super dumb for people to assume you aren’t happy or unfulfilled. I’m a therapist so my face tends to stay calm and neutral, yet inviting. I do this for 7 hours a day, it’s a fulfilling job.

As a teen when botox came out, I decided to purposefully try not to frown or move my forehead too much.  I don’t do the non smiling thing, but -the forehead thing has gone pretty well for me.  I do get botox, but I have minimal forehead wrinkles even when it wears off. My laugh lines are more of the issue :( 

I’m sorry you feel that way. 

Wow that was super bitchy. Some people smile less than others. That doesn’t actually mean they they’re unhappier or less communicative.

That makes me feel better!

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