Good job you dumb fucks.

Because it’s more important to blindly vote with our vaginas than to give it any real thought like the deadspin folks.

CastAndLoose is a terrible site. In order to keep content updated regularly they not only makeup casting postings but also post ones that are pretty innocuous.

HA! What lobotomized shit-stick did you get to produce and edit this abomination?

Dave,

There are rumors...

That’s what I thought too. There are rumblings...

Seth Meyers is just fucking awful. The only thing he should kill is himself.

She wasn’t good, but she didn’t bomb either.

I’ve done this. Not “Hey” but “Hi”. I know why I do it. It’s to re-engage eye contact so that I can resume flirting and “do you want to go again” behavior.

I saw it last week and I don’t disagree with a single word in the above article...

I wish this had continued...

A slight correction is in order...

“Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk run into his ex BEARD Suki Waterhouse at Wimbledon men’s final.”

You’re confusing a dagger and a knife...

“Now that we’re all in agreement (no, shut up, we all agree) about Ramsay’s impending doom...”

This seems like reasonable discourse to me.

I’m just amused that you hate the Jewish candidate so much that you’ll shoot yourself in the face to vote for someone who doesn’t care about minorities until they need them.

UKS is poo... and Ellie Kemper sucks.

“this person that you objectively know is the key to you being as happy and fulfilled”