That’s not kinesio tape.. I told you, it’s his stache extending down his arm in order to power heal.

If only Billy worked at Barstool maybe then we get an article from Ley or someone else with the headline “Idiot Barstool Blogger rehashes the Ronaldo vs. Messi Debate.”

Ronaldo’s actions at Euro 2016 totally changed my opinion of him as a captain and a leader. This is exactly what a leader does.

We can’t possibly know that. McGregor might have started out without the power to push over a Jenga tower. Getting him to where he could punch hard enough to bruise fruit might have been a huge accomplishment. And teaching him to stop saying “pow” with every punch was pretty much a miracle.

So wait, you mean to tell me... One day Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder and Jimmy Haslam will all be dead?!

It was a documentary obviously.

Where are their bones? There are no bones. It’s like they just walked off the edge of the Earth and vanished.

Is it really so hard to believe though? Once upon a time titans walked on clouds and this one guy ruled the ocean. There’s apparently been crackens and all sorts of devils. Vampires for instance. Warewolf too

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Which lasted longer: The chug or the kiss?

Yes - Blair Walsh shanked the game winner! As a Vikings fan, I totally hope that happens again.

Expected two things when I clicked on this:

1. For the article to be way longer than it needs to be.
2. For the article to make it feel like one of the richest and most successful teams in the world with many of its greatest players was a genuine underdog.

Not leaving disappointed.

I never thought they’d stoop solo.

“GODDAMMIT, J.R., PUT ON YOUR SHIRT!”

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

Dad?

Your nephew should’ve gotten better seats.

To top it off, today many Eagles fans were posting a photo of clouds that kind of looks like the team’s old logo.

(Let’s be real: Brian Hoyer ain’t winning you the Super Bowl.)

Several schools have reportedly turned down a similar donation from another NBA great as they’re reluctant to open the JR Smith Basketball Facility for Hot Women.