He’s lashing out in typical pavlovian fashion.

“but because the Bulls are run by incompetent doofuses and the team’s chemistry is acidic enough to burn through the hull of an ocean liner.”

This is one of the worst weeks of my life. Someone hit my car and fucked up the driver-side passenger door and didn’t leave a note, I got dumped via email and now this.

Don’t worry, you won’t get them. I have it on good authority that America doesn’t win anymore.