You, they say kids whose fathers didn’t give them enough Huggies turn out to be troubled later in life.

What do you expect with these Pampered rich kids?

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

Of course Eric’s and Donald’s scissor skills are better. Years of experience in cutting the heads, tails, and horns off of endangered African wildlife will do that to you.

Guys, I don’t want to rock the boat here, but I’m starting to think local governments and team owners don’t care very much about taxpayers.

1. Observe your coworker placing egg in microwave.

Eggs in the microwave are easier than that.

When you call somebody else a racist 8 words after using the n-word, you should have to forfeit a random right at a time to be revealed later, like losing a turn in Candyland.

Ashley shall henceforth be known as “Princess Ashley.”

So what exactly is your kickback for abortions? I am always interested in getting some extra side money.

How long was your suspension after Mike pointed out your Digimon mistake and rudeness to your editor?

So, you don’t have a car, a journalism degree, or grandmothers. Do you have a football team?

Yay! We got Feinberg! Suck it, Jez.

Turned in my v-card to my then boyfriend on two hits of LSD and “Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin playing on repeat for what seemed like forever.

“He told the Globe that he was ‘professional and cordial,’ adding that he doesn’t go to nightclubs.”

It is very possible to hold and promote progressive values and be financially successful. Rachel Maddow is at the top of her profession. Bernie Sanders just bought his third home. Again, why are you determined to believe she is insincere? It seems wildly improbable to me that the woman who accuses feminist of choosing…

Her sword was being a successful anti-feminist. She thus perpetuated and promoted the culture that hurt her and billions of others.

I am not sure what your point is here. She is an enormously talented propagandist who has demonstrated her talents in a wide variety of media, proving her willingness and ability to work hard. If her intellectual commitments had been progressive rather than reactionary she could have become wealthy and famous by…

It’s not really a question of whether or not she “deserved”this environment. The fact is: you live by the sword, you die by the sword. If you successfully promote evil; you will eventually be affected by the evil you helped to create. Is this reality “deserved” or “fair”? I just do not think it matters how you, me or…